Repetitive backgrounds beat the motion detection. Window blinds, tiled floors, brick — when the background repeats, it genuinely cannot tell a passer-by from the laptop being moved. Open the sensitivity test at your table and wave a hand: if the number jumps, don't rely on it there.
A closed lid is silent. There is no way around it. Measured directly rather than assumed: with the lid shut the app keeps running, the output device is still there, the volume still reads 1.0 and the mute flag is held off four times a second — and no sound comes out. The reason is that holding off a sleep is not the same as preventing one: the machine starts its sleep the moment the lid shuts and powers the audio down on the way, while the app is only postponing the final step. A Mac does play through its own speakers with the lid closed in clamshell mode, where the sleep is never requested — but that normally needs an external display and mains power. The documented way around that requirement, an AppliesOnLidClose assertion, was refused here both as a normal user and as root. What still works is everything in the moments before: the lid trigger fires around 80° before it shuts, so the siren, the screen lock, the photographs and the push to your phone all happen first, and the Mac is held awake afterwards so those finish sending.
⌘Q still stops the alarm. The Quit menu item is disabled while armed, but the keyboard shortcut is not. An app you cannot quit is its own kind of bad, so this is the trade.
It is a deterrent, not recovery. Turn on Find My and FileVault — those are what protect a stolen Mac. This makes taking it loud and public, which is a different job.
Tested on one Mac. The download is universal and should run on Intel MacBooks, but nobody has tried it on one — and the lid trigger needs a hinge sensor Intel Macs do not have, so it stays hidden there. If you run it on anything else, please say how it went.